For a school assignment, a boy reluctantly writes a letter to Clunk of the planet Quazar, sending his older sister with it, but as more letters and packages are exchanged, he realizes that having an alien pen pal can be fun. - (Baker & Taylor)

Sending his bossy big sister to an unwanted alien pen pal, a precocious boy is astonished when the pen pal responds by sending him a mischievous Zoid that follows him everywhere, triggering a wild exchange of uproarious objects, from dirty socks to old lasagna. - (Baker & Taylor)

What do you send your alien pen pal Clunk to make it clear you do not want an alien pen pal? You send him your big sister. That'll teach Clunk to have a pen pal from Earth-or so our intrepid narrator thinks. But then Clunk sends him a Zoid, an exasperating Zoid that follows him everywhere. After swapping dirty socks, three Forps, some old lasagna, a weird glob, and a string of Christmas lights, our hero seems to be having . . . could it be . . . fun? But then: Clunk stops sending stuff. Oh no! Earth to Clunk . . . ? Is he too busy being bossed around by our hero's big sister? Will her ever send another package again? Maybe-or maybe not. More hilarious surprises await!

Deadpan comedy, vibrant artwork (a bit Calvin & Hobbes, a bit Eloise), a warm friendship theme, and an extraordinary surprise ending will have kids laughing all the way back to the first page of this sweet-in-spite-of-itself story. - (Random House, Inc.)

Pam Smallcomb lives in Germantown, Maryland.

Joe Berger lives in Bristol, England. - (Random House, Inc.)

Horn Book Guide Reviews

Pressured by his teacher, the narrator becomes pen pals with an alien. The two exchange ostensibly off-putting gifts that end up cementing an unlikely friendship. The stranger the action the straighter Smallcomb plays it, making the story all the funnier. Berger keeps up with the text, right down to depicting the "disgusting glob of something" on the boy's sister's head. Copyright 2011 Horn Book Guide Reviews.

Kirkus Reviews

The boy in Smallcomb's story starts as a put-upon grouchypants but slowly turns over the course of a pen-pal correspondence.

When his teacher tells him to write to his pen pal, he's all grumps: "I don't want a pen pal named Clunk from the planet Quazar." He completes the assignment by sending his bratty older sister along with the letter. Clunk sends back a Zoid. The boy fires back with his dirty socks (a welder's helmet and tongs are necessary to handle them, all part of Berger's bright, sunny interpretations of the story's brooding crankiness.) Clunk posts three Forps ("Forps smell like dog food"). Things escalate until the boy's mother demands his sister's return. Clunk takes a while to respond—the note has been sent in a box full of moldering lasagna—and the boy realizes how much he has enjoyed the skirmishing with Clunk. This tale scales no new heights of much anything, but there is no denying the pleasure of its dry, matter-of-fact delivery: "I got a package from Clunk today! Inside is a disgusting glob of something. And my big sister." And Berger's artwork, with its Southern California–bungalow cheeriness, has a wonderful way of turning the story's gravity in on itself, then stirring the ingredients into broad, spirited humor.

Rarely have school letter-writing exercises been so much fun. (Picture book. 4-8)

 

 

Publishers Weekly Reviews

The unnamed narrator's teacher has come up with an unusual writing assignment: send a letter and "something from Earth" to an alien pen pal named Clunk. With a turn of the page, however, readers will realize that they're not dealing with a story that's entirely earthbound. The boy sends Clunk his big sister ("THAT will teach him to have a pen pal from Earth"), but Clunk refuses to take the bait, sending instead a cute, friendly, and floating puffball named Zoid who soon becomes the boy's avid companion. As the correspondence turns into a rousing game of "Can You Top This?" the narrator drops his defenses and his affection grows, culminating in an interplanetary sleepover. Smallcomb (I'm Not) and Berger (Hattie the Bad) have been better elsewhere: this story feels thrown together and skids to a halt. But they're too talented to leave readers bereft of comic pleasures. Smallcomb expertly channels a sarcastic kid who's secretly a softie, while Berger's expressive cartooning conveys the maniacal glee of a character who can't wait to one-up his frenemy. Ages 4–8. (May)

School Library Journal Reviews

Gr 1–3—A school assignment pairs a disgruntled young boy with a pen pal from the planet Quazar. In an effort to discourage any communication, he proceeds to send Clunk every unwanted thing he can lay his hands on-his big sister, smelly socks, a scary picture, food gone bad, and electrical doodads that probably won't work off planet. For each package sent, the unseen Clunk sends back an equally alien and useless match, including a fuzzy, floating, animated ball called a Zoid that becomes the boy's ever-present companion. Once Mom realizes that her daughter is gone, she insists that the boy get her back, so he asks Clunk for her return. When no package arrives, he finds that he misses the interactions with his pen pal. One last package with his sister inside precipitates a final change of heart, and the boy invites his new friend for a successful sleepover. The sketchy, retro cartoonlike pen, pencil, and ink artwork can be overly busy but is still expressive, and playful enough for readers to enjoy the bad-mood boy without disliking him. Early elementary children will have an easier time understanding the concept of pen pals and unappealing assignments as well as how friendships can blossom in the most unexpected ways and places. This is science fiction with a homey touch for the youngest readers.—Marge Loch-Wouters, La Crosse Public Library, WI